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i do desire we may be better strangers.

my only interests are drinking wine and judging people.
pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

goddamn-it-eren:

i was tagged by: sherriffbigby

rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers - i will tag no one.

name: noelle

nickname: bubba, bubs, ate (pronounced ah-teh, tagalog for “older sister”), noellie/y, no-no, naomi, panda, the asian

birthday: november 21

gender: female

sexuality: straight, but i recognize a beautiful woman when i see one (AND THAT WOULD BE ALL OF THEM.)

height: 5’1.75”

time zone: pacific standard time

what time and date is it there: 10:21pm august 28, 2014 (actually 5:53pm august 30, 2014. i fell asleep doing this and just now am getting to it.)

average hours of sleep i get each night: 6-7 hours because i stay up late and (try to) wake up early. i hit snooze at least 6 times. i’d sleep for 13 hours consistently if i could.

otps: naley, brucas, ross/rachel, ben/leslie, danny/mindy, chuck/blair, jamie/landon, ron/hermione, katniss/peeta, cousin matthew/lady mary, and a million others that i’m forgetting

the last thing i googled was: telegraph brewing company cerveza de fiesta

my most used phrase(s): "omg what" "who are you even" "what the fuck is wrong with you" and variously emphasized versions of "ugh." 

first word that comes to mind: magnets

what i last said to a family member: "if you think i’m judging you, you’re probably right" - to my sister, deciding my real housewives tagline

one place that makes me happy & why: lake tahoe. it’s beautiful at all times of the year and something about the clean, mountain air is peaceful and refreshing. my childhood is filled with both quick weekend trips and long family vacations up to tahoe and i will always take the opportunity to go there.

how many blankets i sleep under: four: one duvet, one fleece blanket, a crochet throw my grandma made, and an afghan i’ve had since high school. plus a regular comforter in the winter. i like blankets.

favourite beverage: coffee, preferably iced and black

the last movie i watched in the cinema: lucy

three things i can’t live without: food, family, friends

something i plan on learning: how to control my chronic bitch face. who am i kidding, that’s never going to happen.

a piece of advice for all my followers: live your life the way you want to. fuck the haters. don’t let what other people say stop you from doing what you want. the world will give you so many opportunities to be awesome and it’s your job to take advantage of them.

you all have to listen to this song: I.D.G.A.F.O.S. by dillon francis. it’s wickedly good.

my blog(s): this one. i’m sure my ancient xanga and livejournal from high school are around somewhere.

i tag: no one. i don’t normally do these things, but dan said to and i do everything that dan says. DEUCES.

(via sherriffbigby)

Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a hand print spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

(via lumiereoverme)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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Just because Obama fucks up doesn’t mean that anyone would have been better.

Look at this man.

This man could have been your president.

Look.

(via firstjumperonfire)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via nashvillecalling)

brit-higgins:

#mke #milwaukee #milwaukeephotographer #mke_illgrammers #vsco #city #fog #clouds #wisconsin #reflection