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i do desire we may be better strangers.

my only interests are drinking wine and judging people.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(via galentines)

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(via reginakara)

Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

goddamn-it-eren:

i was tagged by: sherriffbigby

rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers - i will tag no one.

name: noelle

nickname: bubba, bubs, ate (pronounced ah-teh, tagalog for “older sister”), noellie/y, no-no, naomi, panda, the asian

birthday: november 21

gender: female

sexuality: straight, but i recognize a beautiful woman when i see one (AND THAT WOULD BE ALL OF THEM.)

height: 5’1.75”

time zone: pacific standard time

what time and date is it there: 10:21pm august 28, 2014 (actually 5:53pm august 30, 2014. i fell asleep doing this and just now am getting to it.)

average hours of sleep i get each night: 6-7 hours because i stay up late and (try to) wake up early. i hit snooze at least 6 times. i’d sleep for 13 hours consistently if i could.

otps: naley, brucas, ross/rachel, ben/leslie, danny/mindy, chuck/blair, jamie/landon, ron/hermione, katniss/peeta, cousin matthew/lady mary, and a million others that i’m forgetting

the last thing i googled was: telegraph brewing company cerveza de fiesta

my most used phrase(s): "omg what" "who are you even" "what the fuck is wrong with you" and variously emphasized versions of "ugh." 

first word that comes to mind: magnets

what i last said to a family member: "if you think i’m judging you, you’re probably right" - to my sister, deciding my real housewives tagline

one place that makes me happy & why: lake tahoe. it’s beautiful at all times of the year and something about the clean, mountain air is peaceful and refreshing. my childhood is filled with both quick weekend trips and long family vacations up to tahoe and i will always take the opportunity to go there.

how many blankets i sleep under: four: one duvet, one fleece blanket, a crochet throw my grandma made, and an afghan i’ve had since high school. plus a regular comforter in the winter. i like blankets.

favourite beverage: coffee, preferably iced and black

the last movie i watched in the cinema: lucy

three things i can’t live without: food, family, friends

something i plan on learning: how to control my chronic bitch face. who am i kidding, that’s never going to happen.

a piece of advice for all my followers: live your life the way you want to. fuck the haters. don’t let what other people say stop you from doing what you want. the world will give you so many opportunities to be awesome and it’s your job to take advantage of them.

you all have to listen to this song: I.D.G.A.F.O.S. by dillon francis. it’s wickedly good.

my blog(s): this one. i’m sure my ancient xanga and livejournal from high school are around somewhere.

i tag: no one. i don’t normally do these things, but dan said to and i do everything that dan says. DEUCES.

(via sherriffbigby)